Green Room Exotics

Omgg the place was amazingggg. Seen so many of my wishlist plants!!! Don’t let the parking lot deter you from going in lol.

I went in to pick up my TC and givvy from Green room exotic (they also deliver, but I’m glad I went in person). Walking into the shop feels like entering a tiny, very dangerous jungle—dangerous for my wallet, because I immediately wanted *everything*. Jacob’s plants are ridiculously happy, like they’re all living their best lives while mine at home are just… trying. Everything is lush, full, and borderline showing off. You can tell he really knows what he’s doing and takes great care of them. I also thought it was really cool seeing the different stages—some plants still in domes, others out in the greenhouse acclimating like responsible adults. Meanwhile, I’m over here impulse-buying. Did I mention he also gave me some free dooms and free brownies! 10/10 would buy from him again. 🌿

Love love looove this store. You into those obscure variegated plants? Maybe some gorg starters? Just like to be around greenery when depressed? Go here. The owner loves his plants, he sings them lullabies for even growth and treats them better than your parents did you. Man is a well of knowledge & will help a girl out if you cant seem to keep those alocasias alive. The shop may be only open on the weekends, but he literally updates every week so youre not wasting that $4 per gallon gas. P.S. listen to the voice mail for gate instructions (learn from my mistakes) ✌🏼🌱